[voice post turns on]

HAH! I'm leader of the pack now, Simon! Eat my dust!

Not for long you're not. I'll catch up to you!

[insert rapid tapping of buttons here]

TOO LATE SIMON!!!

[have some more button tapping]

NOT YET IT'S NOT.

[an explosion from the TV followed by a gasp with the creaking of plastic]

WHAT THE FUUUUCK?!

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